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Two pieces that save me from faltering on a difficult Monday
Posted by haynhi on 01/03/2010
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Fun
Posted by haynhi on 07/01/2007
Stickers on cars seen around the world
1. I took an IQ test – it came back negative.
2. Feel safe tonight – sleep with a cop.
3. I planned to live forever – so far so good.
4. Trust in God – but lock your car.
5. Marriage is not a word – it’s a sentence.
6. If you don’t believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.
7. Say no to shampoo – demand real poo
8. I love cats – they taste just like chicken.
9. Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-openner.
10. Next mood swing – six minutes.
Comic Dictionary
1. Adult – Someone who has stopped growing at both ends and start growing in the middle.
2. Baby – A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
3. Husband – A person who expect his wife to be perfect and understand why he is not.
Please add if you have more! Have a great week!
Note: originally posted on Yahoo 360.
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